I know that it's wrong
but I want what ya'll got
You all seem so loved
and I feel left out
but I cannot stop these thoughts
So I call out to God
Cuz I feel all alone
Though I know that he cares for me
Why cant I leave it alone
Why cant I trust you oh Lord
I know what to do
But it is hard for me to give in to your demands
Cuz you say that its wrong
and I know that you're right
But how do I stop all this hurt?
When i Wake up, It's there
When i Fall asleep, It's there
and all I want is some peace
A relase from this burden
Help me, Oh Lord
Friday, December 09, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
The english language is so weird
I found the coolest word today- its antagonym (also reffered to as a Contronym)-- which is a word that has 2 meanings that contradict each other
some of my favorites are:
Bound: Moving ("I was bound for Chicago") vs. Unable to move ("I was bound to a post", or less literally, "I was bound to my desk")
Clip: to attach vs. to cut off
custom - usual(it was our custom) vs. special(it was custom made)
Left: To remain (we are the only ones left at the party)vs. to have gone (he left the house)
Refrain: In song, meaning to repeat a certain part vs. To stop (Please refrain from using bad language)
Rocky: Firm, steadfast vs. tending to sway
Transparent: Easily seen ("His motives were transparent.") vs. invisible (the plastic was transparent)
Trim: To add things to (trim a Christmas tree) vs. or take pieces off (trim hair)
put out - extinguish(she put out the light), generate (The stove puts out heat)
weather - withstand( to weather the storm) wear away (the stone was weathered)
There is also the word Pseudopposites which are oppostie phrases that mean the same
Such as:
Burned up, Burned down: (Both mean destroyed.)
Fat chance; slim chance: (Both mean "not too likely")
Cool; hot: (Both mean wonderful [Slang], e.g., when applied to a car)
some of my favorites are:
Bound: Moving ("I was bound for Chicago") vs. Unable to move ("I was bound to a post", or less literally, "I was bound to my desk")
Clip: to attach vs. to cut off
custom - usual(it was our custom) vs. special(it was custom made)
Left: To remain (we are the only ones left at the party)vs. to have gone (he left the house)
Refrain: In song, meaning to repeat a certain part vs. To stop (Please refrain from using bad language)
Rocky: Firm, steadfast vs. tending to sway
Transparent: Easily seen ("His motives were transparent.") vs. invisible (the plastic was transparent)
Trim: To add things to (trim a Christmas tree) vs. or take pieces off (trim hair)
put out - extinguish(she put out the light), generate (The stove puts out heat)
weather - withstand( to weather the storm) wear away (the stone was weathered)
There is also the word Pseudopposites which are oppostie phrases that mean the same
Such as:
Burned up, Burned down: (Both mean destroyed.)
Fat chance; slim chance: (Both mean "not too likely")
Cool; hot: (Both mean wonderful [Slang], e.g., when applied to a car)
Sunday, October 16, 2005
CHANGES
Im sorry if the site is a bit bright, but i just learned how to change the colors myself and i was having a good time picking out colors. it might not stay this way for long, it just depends on if i have time to change it again.
CNBC CLOSING STOCK MARKET REPORT
Today's Stock Market Report:
Helium was up,
feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market
Helium was up,
feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Sick of being sick
Ok- so like 30 years ago when people were home sick and bored, they would read a book, write a letter, or do something handy like knit (ok, maybe not knit, but I couldn't think of anything else) now a days, when we're stuck at home, too sick to leave, but bored and we cant sleep anymore, what do we do? We surf the internet, write emails, watch satellite TV,maybe read a book, then we check emails, watch more TV, and when there's nothing left to do, we write on our blogs- things sure have changed over the years!
if you haven't guesses already, I'm stuck at home, sick. I have some sorta flu thing that makes my head hurt every time I stand up, and I cant breath through my nose. So, since I have been stuck inside for 2 days, I'm starting to go insane! I have checked my email about 25 times, I have looked up everything on the internet that I haven't had time for in the last month, I have watched way too much TV, I have read half a book, and I have installed a program on my now fix computer ( I don't think I mentioned that my computer died a few weeks ago and my dad finally fixed it!!!!!), I watched 12 episodes from a TV show from the 1980's, and I have slept for over 20 hours.-
I'm sick of being sick!
but, I did manage to find this really cool show on TV called drive thru history- it pretty cool because they talk about history and then tie it with biblical things-like one of them talked about how if Alexander the great (who wanted to concur the world) hadn't taught the Greek language to the cites he went thru, then after Christ's resurrection, the disciples would not have been able to talk with the people because they would have spoken many different languages- ok, I'm not sure if that made any sense, but it was really cool how the guy explained it
I'm going to go finish my book now- I've spent too much time on the computer
if you haven't guesses already, I'm stuck at home, sick. I have some sorta flu thing that makes my head hurt every time I stand up, and I cant breath through my nose. So, since I have been stuck inside for 2 days, I'm starting to go insane! I have checked my email about 25 times, I have looked up everything on the internet that I haven't had time for in the last month, I have watched way too much TV, I have read half a book, and I have installed a program on my now fix computer ( I don't think I mentioned that my computer died a few weeks ago and my dad finally fixed it!!!!!), I watched 12 episodes from a TV show from the 1980's, and I have slept for over 20 hours.-
I'm sick of being sick!
but, I did manage to find this really cool show on TV called drive thru history- it pretty cool because they talk about history and then tie it with biblical things-like one of them talked about how if Alexander the great (who wanted to concur the world) hadn't taught the Greek language to the cites he went thru, then after Christ's resurrection, the disciples would not have been able to talk with the people because they would have spoken many different languages- ok, I'm not sure if that made any sense, but it was really cool how the guy explained it
I'm going to go finish my book now- I've spent too much time on the computer
Friday, September 30, 2005
I know its been a while since my last post, but life has been hectic.
Schools great- im learning so much and only slightly stuggling in math this year, French 2 is awesome- i love it, Literature is great, but difficult (what was i expecting, though, it is honors), Ceramics is maybe my favorite class so far- its like a brake in the day where you get to get your hands dirty and create something, science is - ugh- bad as usual, but i sill have an A, and Intro to computers is sooooooooooooooo easy.
a few weeks ago my mom sent in the first check for my france trip for next summer, and its finally sunk in- im going to france! i cant wait, and im already saving money for spending money.
Well, thats about it. i hope everyone else is doing good-
ttyl
Schools great- im learning so much and only slightly stuggling in math this year, French 2 is awesome- i love it, Literature is great, but difficult (what was i expecting, though, it is honors), Ceramics is maybe my favorite class so far- its like a brake in the day where you get to get your hands dirty and create something, science is - ugh- bad as usual, but i sill have an A, and Intro to computers is sooooooooooooooo easy.
a few weeks ago my mom sent in the first check for my france trip for next summer, and its finally sunk in- im going to france! i cant wait, and im already saving money for spending money.
Well, thats about it. i hope everyone else is doing good-
ttyl
Friday, September 02, 2005
WOW, God is sooooooo good.
He gave me the oppertunity yesterday to talk to my friend(the one the last post was about) about what i was feeling and we are going to get together tomorrow to talk about everything.
sadly, this shows how little faith i have in Him because i figured it would take months, or at least weeks, for me to get the courage to talk to my friend and here, withing hours, He has provided for me- Why He puts up with us pea-brained, faithless humans, im not sure- but im so glad He does- i dont know what i would do without Him
Well, thats all i have to say for now,
Michelle
He gave me the oppertunity yesterday to talk to my friend(the one the last post was about) about what i was feeling and we are going to get together tomorrow to talk about everything.
sadly, this shows how little faith i have in Him because i figured it would take months, or at least weeks, for me to get the courage to talk to my friend and here, withing hours, He has provided for me- Why He puts up with us pea-brained, faithless humans, im not sure- but im so glad He does- i dont know what i would do without Him
Well, thats all i have to say for now,
Michelle
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
woes of a teenager
you know what i love about a blog? you can ramble on and on and on and on and no one cares because most of the time its just like a journal and not many people read it. well, this post is just gonna be a ramble because im having a hard time with something and i have to get it off my chest and tell someone- even if no one cares or reads about it- i have to just talk.
you see, im having a really hard time with a friend. shes one of my best firends in the world- shes definatly my closest chistian friend- but for some reason i am having the hardest time talking to her lately. i feel like either she doesnt care, shes not listening, or she thinks im stupid - and its driving me nuts cuz i want to be really close to her, but its not easy. i used to be able to tell her anything, but lately she has seemed so distant and i dont know what to do. i also really really want to talk to her, like a whole conversation on the phone or something, but i feel like shes too busy to care about me and i dont know what i should do!!! and i cant call her because i dont have anything specific to talk about and i feel stupid telling her to call me- but im desperate to talk to her- i feel like i might cry if i cant talk to her soon, but i honestly feel like she has no time for me. shes always either doing school, with her boyfirend, with her family, or with another friend. and another tihng is im so jealous of the attention she gives to other people- maybe i value her friendship more than she does mine, but i really want to be close to her and im just so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! being a teenage girl is soooooo hard!
If anyone who reads this has any suggestions- please comment becuse i need some guidence on this
Thanks,
Michelle
PS- anyone who leaves a comment- please, please dont curse in them because then i have to go through and delete those comments
you see, im having a really hard time with a friend. shes one of my best firends in the world- shes definatly my closest chistian friend- but for some reason i am having the hardest time talking to her lately. i feel like either she doesnt care, shes not listening, or she thinks im stupid - and its driving me nuts cuz i want to be really close to her, but its not easy. i used to be able to tell her anything, but lately she has seemed so distant and i dont know what to do. i also really really want to talk to her, like a whole conversation on the phone or something, but i feel like shes too busy to care about me and i dont know what i should do!!! and i cant call her because i dont have anything specific to talk about and i feel stupid telling her to call me- but im desperate to talk to her- i feel like i might cry if i cant talk to her soon, but i honestly feel like she has no time for me. shes always either doing school, with her boyfirend, with her family, or with another friend. and another tihng is im so jealous of the attention she gives to other people- maybe i value her friendship more than she does mine, but i really want to be close to her and im just so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! being a teenage girl is soooooo hard!
If anyone who reads this has any suggestions- please comment becuse i need some guidence on this
Thanks,
Michelle
PS- anyone who leaves a comment- please, please dont curse in them because then i have to go through and delete those comments
Sunday, August 07, 2005

We've recently learned that the church we went to for our mission trip in Sharp’s Corner, South Dakota has a mold problem that needs to be taking care of immediately. They are in need of a new parsonage, a new roof on the church, and if possible, a bunk house for volunteer mission groups. They’re also in need of funding for these problems.
For more information please go to http://www.sharpscorner.com/ . And most of all please keep Stephen, Leah, and Ethan Leach in your prayers.
Friday, July 29, 2005
I've been back from my mission trip to south dakota for almost 2 months and i just now remembered i havent posted much about it- a whole paragraph cant even scratch the surface of the trip- so here is more about it-
WE had the best time- it was heart breaking to see the hopelessness of the kids- i mean to be between 4 and 14 and have no hope about your future- and half of the girls that came already have kids of their own- and their only 14!
In the week we were there we had 15 kids get saved- a true blessing.
while we were there we stayed with the pastor and his family- stephen, leah, and ethan leach- they were so nice and have such a great misnistry going on there- in a place where the poverty and unemplyment levels are astonishing and where crimes happen everywhere- its nice to know that there is a little piece of land in the middle of nowhere that is dedicated to teaching and saving the lost through Jesus Christ.
WE also had a few mishappes while we were there- the first church van to leave blew a tire 2 hours from home- and at our first overnight stop-in nebraska- it started hailling about an hour after we got there- and we were going to go horse back riding one day but we were 30 minutes late and they dropped our reservations- and then that same night on the way back to the church from a different activity one of our vans hit a horse that was wandering the streets- and because we were on an indian reservation we cant press charges to get money to fix the van because we are "white men" on the indain territory and we wouldnt get a cent- so now we have to get the van fixed- it will be expensive-
But through all this we kept paying and serving our lord and we made it home safly- and we avoided a huge hail/tornado storm that passed through 2 hour after we left for home.
and we got to see a buffalo!!!!!!!- one of the senior adults who was with us prayed for us to see a buffalo- and we did- and the scenery out there is amazing
OK, i could talk about this trip for hours, so ill stop here- i covered the main parts.
ttyl
Michelle
WE had the best time- it was heart breaking to see the hopelessness of the kids- i mean to be between 4 and 14 and have no hope about your future- and half of the girls that came already have kids of their own- and their only 14!
In the week we were there we had 15 kids get saved- a true blessing.
while we were there we stayed with the pastor and his family- stephen, leah, and ethan leach- they were so nice and have such a great misnistry going on there- in a place where the poverty and unemplyment levels are astonishing and where crimes happen everywhere- its nice to know that there is a little piece of land in the middle of nowhere that is dedicated to teaching and saving the lost through Jesus Christ.
WE also had a few mishappes while we were there- the first church van to leave blew a tire 2 hours from home- and at our first overnight stop-in nebraska- it started hailling about an hour after we got there- and we were going to go horse back riding one day but we were 30 minutes late and they dropped our reservations- and then that same night on the way back to the church from a different activity one of our vans hit a horse that was wandering the streets- and because we were on an indian reservation we cant press charges to get money to fix the van because we are "white men" on the indain territory and we wouldnt get a cent- so now we have to get the van fixed- it will be expensive-
But through all this we kept paying and serving our lord and we made it home safly- and we avoided a huge hail/tornado storm that passed through 2 hour after we left for home.
and we got to see a buffalo!!!!!!!- one of the senior adults who was with us prayed for us to see a buffalo- and we did- and the scenery out there is amazing
OK, i could talk about this trip for hours, so ill stop here- i covered the main parts.
ttyl
Michelle
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Can anyone help me?
I have a problem and maybe someone can help me. I dont exactly know how to say it, but I guess I'll just say it. Im having a hard time with jealousy and I've been asking God to take away my jealousy, but Its not gone- why not?
part of my problem is im jealous of the attention my youth pastor gives all the other students in the youth group, and the other part is im jealous of the attention my friends give to others but not me. The first, my youth pastors attention, is the hardest for me- you see, I know that he does not like me- and why not, i dont know- but ive seen the way he acts with other students and its not the way he acts with me. hes always asking others how their day is and whats happening in their life, but he never once asks me a thing, and he has this look of almost disgust on his face any time i ask him something. the other part of my problem, of friends attention, is also really hard for me to deal with- my friends are great- and i know they love me, but when im with some of them, i get this feeling that they dont want to be with me i dont know maybe im imagining it, but it seem so real. plus im jealous of the amount of time my friends spend with others- and i know that sounds snooty, bt i dont mean like i want to spend 24-7 with my friends and i dont expect them to want to spend that much time with me,but some time with them might be nice- i am almost always at home doing nothing and i know that they are out doing something without me, and its not like i dont try to get involved, ill call and ask if they want to do something, and they're always busy.up untill yeasterday, i hadnt seen a movie with a friend since febuary-
I know this has been a lot of rambling,and im sorry if you dont understand some of it, but i guess what i want to say is, just keep me in your prayers- that i wont harbor jealousy
Thanks
Michelle
part of my problem is im jealous of the attention my youth pastor gives all the other students in the youth group, and the other part is im jealous of the attention my friends give to others but not me. The first, my youth pastors attention, is the hardest for me- you see, I know that he does not like me- and why not, i dont know- but ive seen the way he acts with other students and its not the way he acts with me. hes always asking others how their day is and whats happening in their life, but he never once asks me a thing, and he has this look of almost disgust on his face any time i ask him something. the other part of my problem, of friends attention, is also really hard for me to deal with- my friends are great- and i know they love me, but when im with some of them, i get this feeling that they dont want to be with me i dont know maybe im imagining it, but it seem so real. plus im jealous of the amount of time my friends spend with others- and i know that sounds snooty, bt i dont mean like i want to spend 24-7 with my friends and i dont expect them to want to spend that much time with me,but some time with them might be nice- i am almost always at home doing nothing and i know that they are out doing something without me, and its not like i dont try to get involved, ill call and ask if they want to do something, and they're always busy.up untill yeasterday, i hadnt seen a movie with a friend since febuary-
I know this has been a lot of rambling,and im sorry if you dont understand some of it, but i guess what i want to say is, just keep me in your prayers- that i wont harbor jealousy
Thanks
Michelle
Monday, June 20, 2005
Ok- I know that I promised a while ago that I will only post with poems- But, I've come to realize that I am NOT a poet- sure I can come up with poems, but I dont have time to sit at my computer trying to come up with a poem just so I can post- If this makes aboslutely no sense, Ill just get to my point- Unless Im in a huge mood for poetry- im not going to be writting in poems- I dont feel called to be a poet like you Dan, and I dont think I will continue to force myselfe to become a poet-
On a lighter note, Our trip to south dakota was awesome- It was even better than last year when we went. WE had 15 indian childeren get saved, and even one of the girls that came with us got saved- so anyone reading this, please pray for all of them about their nw walk with the Lord.
Talk to you all later
On a lighter note, Our trip to south dakota was awesome- It was even better than last year when we went. WE had 15 indian childeren get saved, and even one of the girls that came with us got saved- so anyone reading this, please pray for all of them about their nw walk with the Lord.
Talk to you all later
Monday, May 30, 2005
Our youth group is going to Sharps Corner, South Dakota,
Where we will find a Native American tribe called the Lakota.
We will witness all week,
Of our Christ we will speak.
The Kids will learn of him through VBS,
We hope that it will lead to success.
The church we will stay at is quite small, that must be told
And the pastor's home is filled with toxic black mold.
But we will work all day long to clean out the mildew
How we would do it if we didn't have God, We havent a clue
Like last year, after a week, we will come back home
To our fancy houses and of our petty problems we will moan
But the Native americans will still be in dispair
and next summer we will go back there
But we hope that this year might be different
That we can show them the love of God's son who was sent
To die for thier sins
Even Them, The indians.
And hopefully we wont go back home the same,
Maybe this time our hearts, by God, will be changed
Where we will find a Native American tribe called the Lakota.
We will witness all week,
Of our Christ we will speak.
The Kids will learn of him through VBS,
We hope that it will lead to success.
The church we will stay at is quite small, that must be told
And the pastor's home is filled with toxic black mold.
But we will work all day long to clean out the mildew
How we would do it if we didn't have God, We havent a clue
Like last year, after a week, we will come back home
To our fancy houses and of our petty problems we will moan
But the Native americans will still be in dispair
and next summer we will go back there
But we hope that this year might be different
That we can show them the love of God's son who was sent
To die for thier sins
Even Them, The indians.
And hopefully we wont go back home the same,
Maybe this time our hearts, by God, will be changed
Friday, May 20, 2005
Not really a poem
Ok, Ok, sorry- Ive been so busy with school final exams, and other stuff that I haven had time to post- so here it is
Every day I pass that book and think "I need to read it"
then I think "I dont have time, maybe later"
and as I walk away, the author looks down from above and frowns
"She needs my reasurance," he thinks
"she needs to know how to face her problems
but instead, she ignors my advice, having no time"
then one day, after having ignored the book again,
i face a problem i can solve, and i think to myself
"Lord What do i do-i dont know how to handle this"
And he looks down and tells me,
"if only you had read my book. there is a story in there about this.
If you had taken the time, i could have shown you the passage
and you would now how to face this problem- but you ignored me."
so now, every day, as i walk by that book on the shelf, i think
"I have time to read because He has many things to share with me"
Ok, this really isnt a poem, but it shows how my life has changed recently because i have seen the need to read my bible because by reading every day, i learn more and can face my problems more prepared
Every day I pass that book and think "I need to read it"
then I think "I dont have time, maybe later"
and as I walk away, the author looks down from above and frowns
"She needs my reasurance," he thinks
"she needs to know how to face her problems
but instead, she ignors my advice, having no time"
then one day, after having ignored the book again,
i face a problem i can solve, and i think to myself
"Lord What do i do-i dont know how to handle this"
And he looks down and tells me,
"if only you had read my book. there is a story in there about this.
If you had taken the time, i could have shown you the passage
and you would now how to face this problem- but you ignored me."
so now, every day, as i walk by that book on the shelf, i think
"I have time to read because He has many things to share with me"
Ok, this really isnt a poem, but it shows how my life has changed recently because i have seen the need to read my bible because by reading every day, i learn more and can face my problems more prepared
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
I alwanys go to your site Daniel and read your awesome poems and then I feel like all my posts are boring and shallow because yours are so deep- so from now on, i vow to write a poem on every post untill i start to get better at it. they will probably be really stupid and boring, but i will work on it.
Im different from alot of my peers,
i have a hope no one can cease.
I dont just wallow in my problems,
I offer them up to my Father.
He erases the pain,
and gives contentment.
I know He will always be ther for me,
Every step along the way.
Ok, that was not the gratest, but it was only my first attempt at it-maybe itll be better next time
Im different from alot of my peers,
i have a hope no one can cease.
I dont just wallow in my problems,
I offer them up to my Father.
He erases the pain,
and gives contentment.
I know He will always be ther for me,
Every step along the way.
Ok, that was not the gratest, but it was only my first attempt at it-maybe itll be better next time
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Ok- i sorry i havent posted in a while- ive been so busy. our school has been putting on the play footloose. its really good- its about a kid who moves from chicago to a small country town. they have a law there that no dancing is alowed because of a accident 5 1/2 years before. eventually, the kid and his new freinds convince the town to abolish the dancing law and they get to hold a school dance- its a really good play (accept they curse too much for a high school play)
i got to teach a bible lesson to my bible study group a few weeks ago- it was scary, but i think i go my message through- were talking about prayer- and i think they learned something.
my mom got a new car last week. she loves it. its a pontiac vibe and its neptune blue. its really cute. shes had a van since i was about 2 and she has been wanting a car for a long time- if i have time, ill take a picture and post it later.
well, ive gotta go- ill ttyl,
Michelle
i got to teach a bible lesson to my bible study group a few weeks ago- it was scary, but i think i go my message through- were talking about prayer- and i think they learned something.
my mom got a new car last week. she loves it. its a pontiac vibe and its neptune blue. its really cute. shes had a van since i was about 2 and she has been wanting a car for a long time- if i have time, ill take a picture and post it later.
well, ive gotta go- ill ttyl,
Michelle
Monday, March 07, 2005
Saturday, February 19, 2005
FuNnY tHiNgS tO dO aT tHe MoViEs
FuNnY tHiNgS tO dO aT tHe MoViEs
1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3.a. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
3b. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to youif you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the badguy is doing something devious,say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom isflooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcornyell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because youinvisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the RockyHorror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults withcandy. Aim at specific people behind you and see ifyou can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film doshadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can'tchange the channel.
16. Run out of the theater screaming, "Oh my goodness,I forgot, Webster is on now!"
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do theRichmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, theNickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beachball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projectionwindow.
22. Every time someone curses cover your earsand scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Whenever a fat guy comes in the movie, stand upand do the truffle shuffle. Include the sound effects.
25. At the ticketbooth, request tickets for really oldmovies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spitwads on the screen. Try throwing them onthe upper part of the screen so they can't get scrapedoff.
27. Ask your neighbor if Mr.T is in the movie, and askoften.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give theaudience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading thebook with the light on. When someone asks you to turnout the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather thanthe movie.
31. Bring a nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into thetheater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream,"Ahhh, whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcornis.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you workhere?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all diologue 4 seconds after it is said onthe screen.
38. Do the running man every time a rap song isplayed.
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit thefloor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow,Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate theTruth commercial saying, "The makers of this filmcouldn't find any way to make their charactersrebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll justsmoke."
43. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream,"Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"44. When you are choosing a seat point at someone andsay loudly, "I don't want to sit next to that guy, hesmells funny!"
WARNING: These were done by the profesionals!
1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3.a. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
3b. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to youif you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the badguy is doing something devious,say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom isflooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcornyell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because youinvisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the RockyHorror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults withcandy. Aim at specific people behind you and see ifyou can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film doshadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can'tchange the channel.
16. Run out of the theater screaming, "Oh my goodness,I forgot, Webster is on now!"
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do theRichmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, theNickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beachball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projectionwindow.
22. Every time someone curses cover your earsand scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Whenever a fat guy comes in the movie, stand upand do the truffle shuffle. Include the sound effects.
25. At the ticketbooth, request tickets for really oldmovies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spitwads on the screen. Try throwing them onthe upper part of the screen so they can't get scrapedoff.
27. Ask your neighbor if Mr.T is in the movie, and askoften.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give theaudience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading thebook with the light on. When someone asks you to turnout the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather thanthe movie.
31. Bring a nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into thetheater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream,"Ahhh, whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcornis.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you workhere?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all diologue 4 seconds after it is said onthe screen.
38. Do the running man every time a rap song isplayed.
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit thefloor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow,Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate theTruth commercial saying, "The makers of this filmcouldn't find any way to make their charactersrebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll justsmoke."
43. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream,"Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"44. When you are choosing a seat point at someone andsay loudly, "I don't want to sit next to that guy, hesmells funny!"
WARNING: These were done by the profesionals!
A sad story
A friend sent this to me- its so sad, but it really makes you think. Hope y'all like it.
The day is over, you are driving home. You tune in your radio. You hear a littleblurb about a little village in India where some villagers have died suddenly,strangely, of a flu that has never been seen before. It's not influenza, butthree or four people are dead, and it's kind of interesting, and they're sendingsome doctors over there to investigate it. You don't think much about it, but on Sunday, coming home from church, you hearanother radio spot. Only they say it's not three villagers, it's 30,000villagers in the back hills of this particular area of India, and it's on TVthat night. CNN runs a little blurb; people are heading there from the diseasecenter in Atlanta because this disease strain has never been seen before. By Monday morning when you get up, it's the lead story. For it's not just India;it's Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and before you know it, you're hearing thisstory everywhere and they have coined it now as "the mystery flu." The Presidenthas made some comment that he and everyone are praying and hoping that all willgo well over there. But everyone is wondering, How are we going to contain it? That's when the President of France makes an announcement that shocks Europe. Heis closing their borders. No flights from India, Pakistan, or any of thecountries where this thing has been seen. And that's why that night you arewatching a little bit of CNN before going to bed. Your jaw hits your chest whena weeping woman is translated from a French news program into English: There's aman lying in a hospital in Paris dying of the mystery flu. It has come toEurope. Panic strikes. As best they can tell, once you get it, you have it for a week before you knowit. Then you have four days of unbelievable symptoms. And then you die. Britain closes its borders, but it's too late. South Hampton, Liverpool, NorthHampton, and its Tuesday morning when the President of the United States makesthe following announcement: "Due to a national security risk, all flights to andfrom Europe and Asia have been canceled. If your loved ones are overseas, I'msorry. They cannot come back until we find a cure for this thing," Within four days our nation has been plunged into an unbelievable fear. Peopleare selling little masks for your face. People are talking about "What if itcomes to this country," and preachers on Tuesday are saying, "it's the scourgeof God." It's Wednesday night and you are at a church prayer meeting whensomebody runs in from the parking lot and says, "Turn on a radio, turn on aradio." And while the church listens to a little transistor radio with amicrophone stuck up to it, the announcement is made: "Two women are lying in aLong Island hospital dying from the mystery flu." Within hours it seems, this thing just sweeps across the country. People areworking around the clock trying to find an antidote. Nothing is working.California, Oregon, Arizona, Florida, Massachusetts. It's as though it's justsweeping in from the borders. And then, all of a sudden the news comes out. The code has been broken. A curecan be found. A vaccine can be made. It's going to take the blood of somebodywho hasn't been infected, and so, sure enough, all through the Midwest, throughall those channels of emergency broadcasting, everyone is asked to do one simplething: Go to your downtown hospital and have your blood type taken. That's allwe ask of you. When you hear the sirens go off in your neighborhood, please makeyour way quickly, quietly, and safely to the hospitals. Sure enough, when you and your family get down there late on that Friday night,there is a long line, and they've got nurses and doctors coming out and prickingfingers and taking blood and putting labels on it. Your wife and your kids areout there, and they take your blood type and they say, "Wait here in the parkinglot and if we call your name, you can be dismissed and go home." You stand around, scared, with your neighbors, wondering what in the world isgoing on and if this is the end of the world. Suddenly a young man comes running out of the hospital screaming. He's yelling aname and waving a clipboard. What? He yells it again! And your son tugs on yourjacket and says, "Daddy, that's me." Before you know it, they have grabbed yourboy. Wait a minute. Hold on! And they say, "It's okay, his blood is clean. Hisblood is pure. We want to make sure he doesn't have the disease. We think he hasgot the right type." Five tense minutes later, out come the doctors and nurses,crying and hugging one another - some are even laughing. It's the first time youhave seen anybody laugh in a week, and an old doctor walks up to you and says,"Thank you, sir. Your son's blood type is perfect. It's clean, it is pure, andwe can make the vaccine." As the word begins to spread all across that parking lot full of folks, peopleare screaming and praying and laughing and crying. But then the gray-haireddoctor pulls you and you wife aside and says, "May we see you for a moment? Wedidn't realize that the donor would be a minor and we need...we need you to signa consent form." You begin to sign and then you see that the number of pints of blood to be takenis empty. "H-how many pints?" And that is when the old doctor's smile fades andhe says, "We had no idea it would be a little child. We weren't prepared. Weneed it all!" "But-but...You don't understand." "We are talking about the world here. Pleasesign. We-we need it all!" "But can't you give him a transfusion?" "If we had clean blood we would. Can you sign? Would you sign?" In numb silence,you do. Then they say, "Would you like to have a moment with him before webegin?" Can you walk back? Can you walk back to that room where he sits on a tablesaying, "Daddy? What's going on?" Can you take his hands and say, "Son, you knowI love you, and I would never ever let anything, happen to you that didn't justhave to be. Do you understand that?" And when that old doctor comes back in and says, "I'm sorry, we've - we've gotto get started. People all over the world are dying." Can you leave? Can you walk out while he is saying, "Dad? Dad? Why - why haveyou forsaken me?" And then next week, when they have the ceremony to honor your son, and somefolks sleep through it, and some folks don't even come because they go to thelake, and some folks come with a pretentious smile and just pretend to care.Would you want to jump up and say, "MY SON DIED FOR YOU! DON'T YOU CARE?" Is that what GOD wants to say? "MY SON DIED FOR YOU. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ICARE?" "Father, seeing it from your eyes breaks our hearts. Maybe now we can begin tocomprehend the great Love you have for us."
The day is over, you are driving home. You tune in your radio. You hear a littleblurb about a little village in India where some villagers have died suddenly,strangely, of a flu that has never been seen before. It's not influenza, butthree or four people are dead, and it's kind of interesting, and they're sendingsome doctors over there to investigate it. You don't think much about it, but on Sunday, coming home from church, you hearanother radio spot. Only they say it's not three villagers, it's 30,000villagers in the back hills of this particular area of India, and it's on TVthat night. CNN runs a little blurb; people are heading there from the diseasecenter in Atlanta because this disease strain has never been seen before. By Monday morning when you get up, it's the lead story. For it's not just India;it's Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and before you know it, you're hearing thisstory everywhere and they have coined it now as "the mystery flu." The Presidenthas made some comment that he and everyone are praying and hoping that all willgo well over there. But everyone is wondering, How are we going to contain it? That's when the President of France makes an announcement that shocks Europe. Heis closing their borders. No flights from India, Pakistan, or any of thecountries where this thing has been seen. And that's why that night you arewatching a little bit of CNN before going to bed. Your jaw hits your chest whena weeping woman is translated from a French news program into English: There's aman lying in a hospital in Paris dying of the mystery flu. It has come toEurope. Panic strikes. As best they can tell, once you get it, you have it for a week before you knowit. Then you have four days of unbelievable symptoms. And then you die. Britain closes its borders, but it's too late. South Hampton, Liverpool, NorthHampton, and its Tuesday morning when the President of the United States makesthe following announcement: "Due to a national security risk, all flights to andfrom Europe and Asia have been canceled. If your loved ones are overseas, I'msorry. They cannot come back until we find a cure for this thing," Within four days our nation has been plunged into an unbelievable fear. Peopleare selling little masks for your face. People are talking about "What if itcomes to this country," and preachers on Tuesday are saying, "it's the scourgeof God." It's Wednesday night and you are at a church prayer meeting whensomebody runs in from the parking lot and says, "Turn on a radio, turn on aradio." And while the church listens to a little transistor radio with amicrophone stuck up to it, the announcement is made: "Two women are lying in aLong Island hospital dying from the mystery flu." Within hours it seems, this thing just sweeps across the country. People areworking around the clock trying to find an antidote. Nothing is working.California, Oregon, Arizona, Florida, Massachusetts. It's as though it's justsweeping in from the borders. And then, all of a sudden the news comes out. The code has been broken. A curecan be found. A vaccine can be made. It's going to take the blood of somebodywho hasn't been infected, and so, sure enough, all through the Midwest, throughall those channels of emergency broadcasting, everyone is asked to do one simplething: Go to your downtown hospital and have your blood type taken. That's allwe ask of you. When you hear the sirens go off in your neighborhood, please makeyour way quickly, quietly, and safely to the hospitals. Sure enough, when you and your family get down there late on that Friday night,there is a long line, and they've got nurses and doctors coming out and prickingfingers and taking blood and putting labels on it. Your wife and your kids areout there, and they take your blood type and they say, "Wait here in the parkinglot and if we call your name, you can be dismissed and go home." You stand around, scared, with your neighbors, wondering what in the world isgoing on and if this is the end of the world. Suddenly a young man comes running out of the hospital screaming. He's yelling aname and waving a clipboard. What? He yells it again! And your son tugs on yourjacket and says, "Daddy, that's me." Before you know it, they have grabbed yourboy. Wait a minute. Hold on! And they say, "It's okay, his blood is clean. Hisblood is pure. We want to make sure he doesn't have the disease. We think he hasgot the right type." Five tense minutes later, out come the doctors and nurses,crying and hugging one another - some are even laughing. It's the first time youhave seen anybody laugh in a week, and an old doctor walks up to you and says,"Thank you, sir. Your son's blood type is perfect. It's clean, it is pure, andwe can make the vaccine." As the word begins to spread all across that parking lot full of folks, peopleare screaming and praying and laughing and crying. But then the gray-haireddoctor pulls you and you wife aside and says, "May we see you for a moment? Wedidn't realize that the donor would be a minor and we need...we need you to signa consent form." You begin to sign and then you see that the number of pints of blood to be takenis empty. "H-how many pints?" And that is when the old doctor's smile fades andhe says, "We had no idea it would be a little child. We weren't prepared. Weneed it all!" "But-but...You don't understand." "We are talking about the world here. Pleasesign. We-we need it all!" "But can't you give him a transfusion?" "If we had clean blood we would. Can you sign? Would you sign?" In numb silence,you do. Then they say, "Would you like to have a moment with him before webegin?" Can you walk back? Can you walk back to that room where he sits on a tablesaying, "Daddy? What's going on?" Can you take his hands and say, "Son, you knowI love you, and I would never ever let anything, happen to you that didn't justhave to be. Do you understand that?" And when that old doctor comes back in and says, "I'm sorry, we've - we've gotto get started. People all over the world are dying." Can you leave? Can you walk out while he is saying, "Dad? Dad? Why - why haveyou forsaken me?" And then next week, when they have the ceremony to honor your son, and somefolks sleep through it, and some folks don't even come because they go to thelake, and some folks come with a pretentious smile and just pretend to care.Would you want to jump up and say, "MY SON DIED FOR YOU! DON'T YOU CARE?" Is that what GOD wants to say? "MY SON DIED FOR YOU. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ICARE?" "Father, seeing it from your eyes breaks our hearts. Maybe now we can begin tocomprehend the great Love you have for us."
Sunday, February 13, 2005
TTYL
Hey ya'll, its been a while since ive typed. ive been soooooooo busy with school, babysitting, and church. sixcents, ttyl means talk to you later- its computer lingo- i use it a ton because its easy to type and once you know it, easy to read- lol (laughing out loud)
Saturday, February 12, 2005
FREAK OUT
NO WAY- YA'LL WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS- ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my parents are letting me go with my high school french class to france next summer- itll be awesome- its horribly expensive, but their gunna let me go!!!!!! im sooo excited- my parents never let me go anywhere- the farthest ive ever been from home is to south dakota for a church mission trip (for those of you not familier with the US, or the states possitions, lets just say its not far from home.)
but< I GET TO GO TO FRANCE, I GET TO GO TO FRANCE-ok, im done bragging now- i know its wrong- im done.
ttyl
my parents are letting me go with my high school french class to france next summer- itll be awesome- its horribly expensive, but their gunna let me go!!!!!! im sooo excited- my parents never let me go anywhere- the farthest ive ever been from home is to south dakota for a church mission trip (for those of you not familier with the US, or the states possitions, lets just say its not far from home.)
but< I GET TO GO TO FRANCE, I GET TO GO TO FRANCE-ok, im done bragging now- i know its wrong- im done.
ttyl
Sunday, January 30, 2005
have y'all (i love that word) ever heard of winter jam? its a christian concert here in the us that tours every winter. tait, new song, and a few other bands are part of it. they are coming to my area and im going to see them soon. itll be soooooooooooo cool. -
ok, ive got nothing else for now- i just thought id share about that. ttyl
ok, ive got nothing else for now- i just thought id share about that. ttyl
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Robyn,
To answer your questions, I live in in the States, in Illinois. I would also love to travel in europe.
In French calls in school, we get to go to france every other year- we go next summer- i cant wait.
Yeah, i want to teach elementary, or primary, school. I love working with kids. Ive concidered becoming a missinoary and teaching in another counter, like france maybe, but i'm only 15 and am just trying to get through high school for now. so, what do you do in South africa? are you a student or a missionary, or something compleatly different? and, to go with that question,-well sorta, what is it like in south africa? at school i havent taken a class about other countrys yet- we do that sophmore/junior year in social studies.
Im sorry if i seem really curious- i love to learn about other countries-i have a passion for traveling(though im stuck for now in the US) and hope to someday live in another country.
ttyl
To answer your questions, I live in in the States, in Illinois. I would also love to travel in europe.
In French calls in school, we get to go to france every other year- we go next summer- i cant wait.
Yeah, i want to teach elementary, or primary, school. I love working with kids. Ive concidered becoming a missinoary and teaching in another counter, like france maybe, but i'm only 15 and am just trying to get through high school for now. so, what do you do in South africa? are you a student or a missionary, or something compleatly different? and, to go with that question,-well sorta, what is it like in south africa? at school i havent taken a class about other countrys yet- we do that sophmore/junior year in social studies.
Im sorry if i seem really curious- i love to learn about other countries-i have a passion for traveling(though im stuck for now in the US) and hope to someday live in another country.
ttyl
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
unimportant news
Sorry the last post was so short- my schools staff kicked us out right after i typed it.
Hey robyn, thanks for your encouragement. so how is south africa? im boring and have never been out of the states- though i would love to travel.
Thanks six_cents. Im glad you like my kitten- shes so sweet. oh, and whatever teacher gave you a 64% doesnt know good english- your great. anyway-
ttyl
Hey robyn, thanks for your encouragement. so how is south africa? im boring and have never been out of the states- though i would love to travel.
Thanks six_cents. Im glad you like my kitten- shes so sweet. oh, and whatever teacher gave you a 64% doesnt know good english- your great. anyway-
ttyl
BORED
Im at school right now, and im totally bored. Arg- were being kicked out of the computer lab- g2g-
Sunday, January 02, 2005
Kitten antics
Kittens are the crazyest animals I've ever met. My parents baught a kitten a few months ago, and she is hilarious. One of her favorite things to do is to chase my dads laser pointer. He can get her to spin around and around un til she gets dizzy. She loves it so much that after hes put the laser away, she still looks for it. She also loves to steal things. We have a small electric matxhbox car sized race track and after we turn it off, she'll run up and steal the cars. She also stole ornaments off our Christmas tree. My mom got mad beause she kept finding ornaments in various places like the stairs, her closet, the kitchen, under the couch... It was hilarious. The kitten also likes to walk through my moms glass christmas village. We have fake snow in it, and we know the kittens been in the village beacuse she will be covered in fake snow. it takes forever to get it all off.
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