FuNnY tHiNgS tO dO aT tHe MoViEs

FuNnY tHiNgS tO dO aT tHe MoViEs
1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3.a. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
3b. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to youif you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the badguy is doing something devious,say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom isflooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcornyell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because youinvisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the RockyHorror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults withcandy. Aim at specific people behind you and see ifyou can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film doshadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can'tchange the channel.
16. Run out of the theater screaming, "Oh my goodness,I forgot, Webster is on now!"
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do theRichmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, theNickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beachball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projectionwindow.
22. Every time someone curses cover your earsand scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Whenever a fat guy comes in the movie, stand upand do the truffle shuffle. Include the sound effects.
25. At the ticketbooth, request tickets for really oldmovies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spitwads on the screen. Try throwing them onthe upper part of the screen so they can't get scrapedoff.
27. Ask your neighbor if Mr.T is in the movie, and askoften.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give theaudience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading thebook with the light on. When someone asks you to turnout the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather thanthe movie.
31. Bring a nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into thetheater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream,"Ahhh, whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcornis.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you workhere?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all diologue 4 seconds after it is said onthe screen.
38. Do the running man every time a rap song isplayed.
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit thefloor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow,Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate theTruth commercial saying, "The makers of this filmcouldn't find any way to make their charactersrebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll justsmoke."
43. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream,"Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"44. When you are choosing a seat point at someone andsay loudly, "I don't want to sit next to that guy, hesmells funny!"

WARNING: These were done by the profesionals!